Opening the field guide
Conium maculatum
One of the most poisonous plants in North America — identified year-round by smooth stems blotched with purple.

Stems are hairless and smooth, streaked and blotched with purple or reddish patches
Tall at flowering — commonly six feet or more, well above wild carrot
Branching clusters of white umbels, not a single flat head
Finely divided, fern-like foliage with a musty, unpleasant smell when crushed
Roadsides, ditches, stream banks, field edges, and waste ground, often in large stands on damp, disturbed soil.
A biennial. In its first year it is only a low, non-flowering rosette — which is exactly why flower-based identification fails and the stem must be checked. It bolts and flowers in late spring and early summer of year two.
Queen Anne's lace is shorter, with hairy green stems, a single flat-topped umbel, and a carrot smell. Wild parsnip, water hemlock, and elderberry are also confused with it.
Look, photograph, and leave it. Do not cut, pull, or strim it without gloves and eye protection — and never burn it.
Every part is highly poisonous. Its coniine-type alkaloids attack the neuromuscular junction and there is no antidote; poisoning can be fatal. Sap can also affect people through cuts or the eyes. If any part has been eaten, call Poison Control at 1-800-222-1222 (US) immediately, even before symptoms appear.
Introduced and invasive, listed as a noxious weed in many states. Removal is a job for gloved, protected, informed hands — or for the county weed authority.
Sources are linked below. Field marks vary with age, sex, season, region, light, and viewing distance.